Hark the Herald Watchdog sings! Fatties and Dunder are the last left in this thing! So without further ado, with a little Toilet Bowl pooh, and the Constipation Bowl, we'll see who wins and who gets left out in the cold. So with a little help from our favorite Christmas friends, just one more week and we'll see how this season ends!
I in I/T was crushed like Papa ElfBy the Fatties' team of top shelf
Though I/T did show they're smart
100 bench points takes real art
Division winner, Scoring Champ and now the Big Game
If they come up short now, is that kinda lame?
Dunder Mifflin triple-dog-dared the TurdA notion that may seem absurd
But Rodgers was out with a little headache
So John Skelton led the Turd's funeral wake
When TO leg was crushed
The Turd's season was finally flushed
While Pep & Cheez continues to rollKnocking the Doormats out by a single toll
Any one of Brown, Harvin, Watson or Moeaki
Would have worked to stop Dale's hari kari
But the win for the Pizza Boyz'
Featured shows of force by Misfit Toys
LT2, Miller and Colston
Shaub, McCoy and Welker from Boston
Not a single top 10 in the bunch
But one more win and they'll be treating to lunch!
And the Defending Champ BanditosMay have another title to their creditos
With Kitna and the other Cowboys
hurtling downhill like a sleigh full of toys
Hey Sprockets! Look out below!
Brees and Maclin were not enough to dodge the blow
With MJD coming up short
It may be time to find a new sport!
Will the Fatties show their might?
Or will the Office give them a fright?
One way or the other, a new winner be nice
The high-scoring Fatties or Brady and Ray Rice
One will be second and one will be champ
One wins Enchilada, the other this nice lamp!
You may hear the Watchdog proclaim
As I blog out of sight
Merry Christmas to all, may you never bicker
And to the Football Giants, please Santa, bring just one kicker!
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